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Toboggan Patriarchal Balm

You won’t find better slapstick         apocalypse                  anesthesia (be preferential or molt)         through furnace option and apostle’s fatigue.Monolith secrecy or distortion lump into...

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This Results from Field Chauvinism

Discover cycling with chairwomen starred in such successful human growth hormone approval is waiting for professed still working on it said public concert Yankees of sensor below what it shimmy or...

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These Changing Crack Hatriots

Provincial concertmaster was   by inheritor     healing erectile dysfunction excitement         remaining youthful            dumpy               extremely alarmed…                  else equivocate or...

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Seismic Gossip Bitching Angles

Desired future     failed following error through     life to learn   martyrdom.Read me!Receive a younger     future angel shooting magical biracial double A rated sangaree    with palindromic...

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Immortal anti-spammers are lamers

Immortal anti-spammers are lamersThe reason behind it... u will find out soon.Will you be ready?I would dream of the pillars      of Aquebogue               (or debrief no catsup)      of between...

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Hymen Destroyer (bigger is better they say)

They are back for that candidacy     of myself in cognitive bagpipes.     Can’t believe it? Let me show you...Heydo you awnt a {}prosperous future?do you feel insecure about your penis size? Bothpenis...

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Their hands, and others with urinals, who ran to and fro upon thee.

Ring, ring, ring it’s Freda again.So you wanted another message from Ms. Pearson?Hope she is the one.What are your plans on the 20th?You know about the meeting on the 3rd don’t you?I’d go there myself...

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Couch Control Jews Waiting For This

Towards the Eritrean border of Sint-Niklaas’ wedding ceremony.Yevgeney Otsuki(exasperated):   It’s a look, I guess, as catastrophe of cell. Why, in Pale Fire, do you call parody the "last resort of...

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Wetback Daytime Showdown

Daughter-in-law... more beautiful than anything in this world.It is fine. Don’t worry                maybe the best result                              got busy, then got sleepy.I had to know more...

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With the rude multitude till I return

A little secret to make you private life more interesting! As fast as 30 minutes, they were married an hour late. As your friendly chestnut bed squeaked from their orgasmotron, she lied… unpaid,...

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The superficial emptiness with thousands of happy customers

Good evening.   Thank you.4 girls from our site want to meet youbefore opening bell,ridiculously boy.The reason behind itMaybe fifteen thousand of them, tops.get better after that…I show you how far...

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Invitation touted Heck of a time

New    maniacs       power          spree             snacks!Make it Melt.   Easy.   Only here.You should check it.Make it flat.Turquoise.Do you know what is coming tomorrow, mitochondrial maestro? If...

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Some useful advices for you health

As young manBe the stud you should be instantlyBe a secret shopperBe always readyBe careful of cheap imitationsBe confident and stand tallBe full of energy and fill your partner with itBe gaastra to...

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overcome the bees [haiku]

Dear Instigator,Hi honey! Remember me?(Know this is private)         Want to smile again?         Return sunrise to your life?         Join me in Beijing.Womanly demonYoung and inexperiencedImproves...

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Strawberry-Blonde Food Stamp

Revered maestro,inexorably clodhopper, why be an average guy any longer?Shamefaced he thrashas cesare into cauldron,and collard that cycloramaon dragnet mine recipient.Unroted, unrotted, unrotten.Can...

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No Longer Enthralled [limerick]

At last you've found a gal that's hotYou wanna plough her moistened twat.She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!But would your penile size suffice?Not sure she will yearn for more?You need a dic'k she...

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Agog Represent Hesitatingly (sonnet for VlAmGRRA & ClALhllS)

His voice was mild when hestared at her.What is it?She was thankful whenthe servants came hurrying.Alice was the last to join, the several servants nodded.As she came to the difficultstep forward,...

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Personalized Letters from Santa

Revolutionary mortgage concept:Can you be hypnotized?Caution!!   You will be approved!(No embarrassment)Prepare to be amazed!You've been granted access!Follow these instructions very carefully! Your...

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hope you feel better soon tomorrow

Look each took top above air soon things point.Form too today men this boys again never.Home in on today.That next show than something.So also went called me important light old.Got say back means...

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fight frustration with this but customize your win

Take what your water long.Before me picture number life study thing.Best hard will high.We land few them got land.Under animals play this than a.Let be too above take her.With five paper tell.Will...

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the acne notice next january

There small another know with five.Together play they large parts about food country it.Help hard parts after time write her try.Against or place did big only of why think knew.Hand no several last...

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how would i get into it that morning

Glamorous glitters on your wrist.I missed.And some of them are so esoteric.I could not believe my eyes.BricksGet laid over and over.Give her womb a good massage.Nothing is quite as satisfying.I... felt...

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Feel yourself fine and dandy!

I sense an enemy approaching.I are sensing a danger!ZOMG! I’m going to hurlz!       I’m in ur house – waitn for victimz        I’m in yer weddin dress, plottin yer divorce from jerkface.Dear God… I can...

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Opening the vagina (Live life to the fullest)

On cosmopolitan at soil - that comprise with backyard in my construction to misconception - in spicy bimonthly have bikini or boots go in psychiatrist explanatory magnesium to reorganize,       so...

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The End Is Near

Hello spam poetry readers! For the past month or so I've been working with a music group called Right Speaker Heavy as their lyricist and vocalist. The band sounds great... but I sound like an old man...

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